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Wanted: Ride to Mojave Desert for wayward tortoise
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AP - Sadie the desert tortoise needs a ride to an adoptive home in the Mojave Desert — the sooner the better.
Illinois kindergarten golfer has ace
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AP - Look out Tiger Woods, 5-year-old Drew Gray's got game.
NJ cops kick in door over bird's cries for help
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 AP - Cries for help inside a Trenton, N.J., home turned out to be for the birds. Neighbors called police Wednesday morning after hearing a woman's persistent cry of "Help me! Help me!" coming from a house. Officers arrived and when no one answered the door, they kicked it in to make a rescue.
Man in wheelchair robs Texas 7-Eleven of condoms
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AP - A robber rolled into a Dallas convenience store came armed with a bat and a knife. He left with a lot of condoms and an energy drink.
Team dumps logo near buttocks after 70-0 loss
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AP - The Idaho Vandals football team is dumping the letter "I" from the buttocks region of players' new pants following a season-opening 70-0 loss to the Arizona Wildcats. | 
