Robbers in drag get euro80M in Paris jewelry theft (AP)
AP - Police say armed robbers — some dressed in drag — made off with euro80 million in loot from a lightning-fast jewelry store robbery in central Paris.

Man allegedly assaults girlfriend with burger (AP)
AP - A Vero Beach man faces a domestic violence charge after authorities said he assaulted his girlfriend with a cheeseburger. An Indian River County Sheriff's Office arrest report said a 22-year-old man and his girlfriend got into an argument as they sat in a car in front of their home.

Man allegedly attacks speed camera with pickax (AP)
AP - A 26-year-old man faces criminal charges after being accused of using a pickax to attack a speed enforcement camera recently installed along a Phoenix-area freeway.

NJ woman sues Pa. sports bar for toilet seat break (AP)
AP - A woman is suing a Pennsylvania sports bar and restaurant, saying she got stuck inside a toilet bowl for 20 minutes after the seat broke.

Woman gets probation for setting tow truck on fire (AP)
AP - A 20-year-old woman received two years probation for setting a tow truck on fire as it was rolling away from an apartment complex with a car. A Multnomah County judge also ordered Elizabeth Allen to complete alcohol treatment, 80 hours of community service and a mental health evaluation.